Time travel

Oh and hey do any men have no dicks in a metaphorical sense - yep, sometime before the common era

Oh pleeease, 6 upvotes. Is that a little crew of of you who all upvote each other could you hang around this site 4 years together. That's not an upvote

Needs work...I'd say, a touch of humor might do the trick.

Yeah cuz I'm so insecure I need to prove I'm funny. Anyway I did it stand up for myself. Didn't take very long. Couple of people already said it's much funnier than yours

I don't need to prove it. This is a showcase.

Yeah where you've had your holes handed to you

Is English a second language to you?

Yes

OK, I'll stop cringing at your grammatical errors.

So racist as well. It's alright your generation is on the way out soon

I have made no racial statements. Do you not know what "racist" means?

See it is funny as retort to yours. I'm just about to post it in politics

Good luck with that.

Thanks, your blessings mean so much

You forgot to include the microscope settings you used to view those specimens

What are you saying "Beegty"? Don't go citing the Lexicon again

It's like this...sardonic, cynical. Nah, it's like this - being half Aussie English with some french and "half" Macedonian I have been around a lot of Asian dicks for a particular reason. Have you? That's the question here have you just heard Asians all have little dicks or have you been around enough to know that for my judgement I've never seen an Asian with a small dick. I know it happens; happens in every race

And Asian men I'm talking about. Not tranny of course

What has President Trump give you permission to be racist, fair Christian. You know I like Trump. And I love America more than you can know. By the way you superpowers and superpowers to be are still fighting in the twenty-first century behaving like scurvy pirates is so inappropriate.

Boo. 2019 also has frustrated software designers trying to make clever political comments on meme sites. Wasting their lives

Well you've got me there. It is art. But trolling sites, any site, looking for a weakness, is poor form

Developer - not designer. When a company needs massive amounts of data processed, they pay me a shitload of money to write software to make that sort of thing happen.

Yeah I know someone that does that. He's probably smarter than you

He should join Mensa then - the software developer club needs new blood....it's getting boring in there.

How do you know he's not already there. Very presumptuous for such an astute member

As well your joke doesn't work. There's been chicks with balls for many time frames 🦸‍♀️

Now I know why you're so irritable....your balls itch!

I don't have balls myself. I bet yours are really small. No real man would beat up on a tranny or be so bigoted. You got issues man

Yeah, I have grandkids - so the balls comments don't really work for me. Mine definitely work. I'm so virile that my children have children.

You're fun. You can't help but call names almost every time you comment. I, however, have not called anyone a name yet. Anyone reading comments will see who's unhinged.

Good luck with your balls!!

I did not, and it's easy for me to say that - because I have never, not once, ever called anyone a name on this site. The way I was raised (and my debate coach drilled this as well), the moment you call someone a name, you've lost the debate.

You REALLY don't want me to answer that.

yeah yeah, that isn't how this site works. Falling on your sword will get you nowhere. Retorting with submission only means you don't have an adequate argument.

Saying the word "scientific" does not make your argument scientific.

Procreation happens one say, sperm and egg. Females don't create sperm, males don't create eggs - THAT is something proven scientifically. Males humping other males has been theorized by animal behaviorists to be a show of dominance, not sexual preference. Gays want to justify their existence, forcing the rest of the world to endure indignant lectures about how we're bigots, when all we really want is for you to keep it away from our kids.

And as far as dolphins being more intelligent - speak for yourself. Dolphins doing backflips for fishy treats and the ability to fish in groups and use simple tools puts them at the same level as primates. Otters use tools and fish in groups too... Raccoons use tools and forage in groups... If you want to see natural intelligence - look at the crow.

Debate is - I prove my point, and disprove your point, your turn.

What you're doing is: conjecture, fabrication, you're a bigot, why isn't anyone upvoting my memes?

Apology accepted - we're all here to have fun. Don't get so offended, I don't intend to injure - my intention is to urge clever reactions.

improper use of adequacy....try again.

Apologies for all my deletes. I regret what I said. Yes that will do

Dolphins have a larger absolute brain mass than humans. This is often associated with what we call "intelligence," and higher functions. However this is not really what makes dolphins so smart beyond you know catching fish and making that cute little dolphin sound which is probably more a matter of them having fun with and for us. They have such a lovely nature. What makes them so smart is how much of their brain mass they use beyond the typified 10% that humans are fabled to use. And since when did Keeping kids in an Amish environment in a complete Jesus vacuum stop some from coming out gay and trans. You talked about science but I doubt you've ever set out to research anything that contradicts your offensive beliefs

Whereas I gave your Jesus thing a fair try believe me, you can never know.

I meant you are not worthy of my adequate argument. That's what you are not worthy of my adequacy meant you are just not paying attention

Here's my argument, succinct and decisive: Homo sapiens got the whole sexuality thing wrong. Dolphins are twice as smart as us, I think that is a fairly well accepted fact scientifically. Anyway they are smarter than us. They are big LGBTQI guys as are many creatures on this planet. Our ancestors got it wrong - then over millennia the teachings in the monotheistic Bibles and such. That have been an obvious wrong and have not straightened out the whole gender thing. When you're born gender dysphoria it's hard. it must be so easy to be hetero and bigoted. Get someone you care about with sexual issues all of a sudden you're about gay rights happens all the time. Of course it's way more complicated than this. However here is an attempt at concise argument. I have no more energy to spend on you.
Save your retort it will be blah blah blah how to win a debate.

Oh so you say how this site works?

Yeah so it's better to do it in sneaky passive-aggressive ways. Like Point well made and hardly even noticed the abuse. I'm more straight up. You haven't been a gentleman since this thing began.

I'm supposed to be a gentleman after you call me names? No thanks!

Oh gave us a good laugh here. You didn't start being a gentleman. You started this

You have called me names lol. Outright and passive aggressively. That you managed to get a woman pregnant does not mean you have balls. It dies not make you a man per se. Even average hyenas managed to get Offspring on unwilling females. I'm pretty sure your last comment there is a name calling. How ironic. You started up on me ok. I couldn't care less how people see it really I was just messing with you. Like you did to me. You're the one that's got a reputation on here. I've got other places to be

Just because you feel like I called you names, does not make it so.

You, in fact, inferred that you may or may not have balls.

Yes, I do have a reputation on here - people think I'm hilarious, which is good, because I've had nearly 5 decades of practice.

Yeah well maybe you're running out of steam. Calling yourself hilarious is never a good start to a gig unless you're not being serious. And it is so obvious that you are being serious...awkward

Maybe it is a bit cruel to watch you flop and twitch.... You're so entertaining, it's like watching a slow motion car crash......

I feel fine. Just having a drink. I don't want you to take this the wrong way just asking but you Worship the Third Reich hey?

No, I don't worship anyone or anything. I'm a mutt, mostly Irish and native American - but a smattering of other European blood in there too. There is no master race, each has traits which give advantages in certain areas.

Solid

You know, the fuhrer.

But I like this site. I'll probably drop in. Like a thief in the night

It is fun, once you grow a thick skin...which...if you haven't figured out yet, I'm helping you with.

Answering a joke with "YOU BIGOT" isn't the way to have fun on this site. I like to answer a joke with a better joke....or if someone calls me a name, it's like a siren song - inciting me to heckle.

Consider yourself heckled. Have a good night :)

And I never took your stuff as a joke. It doesn't come across that way. Sometimes it's hard to see yourself from the outside.

Or, maybe you don't have a sense of humor.

I'm not sure