TELLING PEOPLE YOU HAVE A BIG P**IS; TELLING PEOPLE YOU HAVE A SMALL P**IS TO SHOW THEM YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR P**IS SIZE; JOKING ABOUT YOUR BIG P**IS WHILE ANTICIPATING YOUR AUDIENCE TO UNDERSTAND YOUR IRONY, THUS HAVING THEM BELIEVE YOU HAVE A BIG P**IS; SHOWING EVERYONE YOUR SMALL P**IS AND TELLING THEM IT'S BIG