THERE ONCE WAS A KING WHO DECIDED TO TRAVEL, AND HE ASKED HIS PEOPLE WHO THEY THOUGHT HE SHOULD LEAVE IN CHARGE WHILE HE WAS AWAY; THE PEOPLE SAID, "PUT YOUR COURT JESTER IN CHARGE"; THE KING REPLIED, "TRUMP MAY BE FUN TO LAUGH AT, BUT I DON'T WANT THE WHOLE COUNTRY TO BE A SOURCE OF LAUGHTER"