Tough Love

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yeah, thats what you would do to me

HEHEHEHEEHEHE

you probably would

you would probably neuter me first though

uh oh, i shouldn't have mentioned that... im a dead man now arent i?

ummm *prepares for immense pain*

((YEET))
Me: You know what- *goes to shattered window*
*picks up shard of glass*

((it didnt go through a window you nub))
*hellfire swirls around and vaporizes every piece of glass in existence* heh

((HOW BOUT' IT DID ANYWAY?))
Me: *jumps out window* Ight Imma head out.

nope *hellfire swirls around her waist and yanks her back into the room* no, just no

Go on, Sicarius, I think you'll know what you're doing.
*shoves Sicarius forward*
Sicarius: *nervous chuckle*

oh f**k no, not by a guy *runs around the corner and hides*

Me: *sips tea*
Sicarius: *shrugs and gets out dagger* Like, I mean, I guess its a win? Eh?

Ememeon SAVE ME!!!

Me: JUST LET ME DIE!
Sicarius: *carefully jumps out window and lands on his feet and gets his dagger back*

NO, i refuse to lose another love

Sicarius: *comes back with dagger*
Me: SICARIUS, PLEASE, KILL ME!

Sicarius, if there is any way i could repay you for not killing her, let me know, but dont kill her

Me: No... No, I don't think I will... besides... this should be... interesting... *smirks*
Sicarius: *shudders* Do you really have to word it like that?

NO, please Ememeon, ill do anything, just dont let him do this!!!

Sicarius: Like, I mean, she asked...

you dont have to do what she said, my other personality doesnt do what i say all the time, why should you?

Sicarius: *walks to Ememeon* Fine, I won't. Come on, this is no place to die.
Me: It iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

Ememeon please... *kisses her* ((hold the f**k up))

Me: Go get em', Sic.
Sicarius: Okay.

what did i do to you?

Me: *shrugs* I just wanna see some action, I'm bored.
Sicarius: *quietly walks forward*

No, i need to be able to reproduce one day *runs around corner and hides*

Me: OH, F**K NO, F**K OFF, F**K YOU, F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K, KILL ME, SIC, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU
Sicarius: *slits my throat with dagger* Done.

*hellfire reverses the cut*

Me: *is still ded*
Sicarius: This is no place for a dead body. *starts dragging me away*

well... *shoves hand through Sicarius's chest and pulls out his heart, crushes it then sprinkles a little blood on her cut, then reforms the heart and puts it back in him. the cut reverses and brings her back to life ((no matter what it was))*

Me: Good luck with that. 'Sicarius' means 'Assassin' in Latin, so he knows what he's doing. Shouldn't hurt. *smirks, chuckles, and sips tea*
Sicarius: Must you?! Well, now I am not going to do it.

ok good, Ememeon you will pay for this

Me: Try me.
Sicarius: Please don't- She can be really merciless...

*whimpers* what should i do?

Me: F**k off.
Sicarius: This is fine.

Ememeon, stop trying to kill yourself please

Me: No.

Why?

Me: *shrugs and sips tea*
Sicarius: *also shrugs* Kill her?

no, because i love her i a way

Me: Why not?

because, i like drama with you, and i dont want you to die

Me: Ah well. *loads gun*
Sicarius: Oh shit-

*internal screaming*

Me: Let me be...

ok, just dont kill yourself. i love and miss you

Me: *cocks gun*
Sicarius: *gulps*

umm, who is she gonna shoot?

Me: *gets up and walks away* Off to hang myself.

no i will leave a trace of hellfire to keep you out of safety, and you cant get rid of it *hellfire comes out her pockets and burns the rope to nothing*

Me: *holds gun to my head* Isn't it obvious? *chuckles*

*hellfire swirls out of nowhere and the gun melts to nothing*

Me: *steps off cliff*

*hellfire forms a platform and lifts her back to the ground, then it returns back into her pocket*

ill be back in less than 20 minutes

*walks into blazing fire*

CONTINUE?????

PLEASE????

*hellfire puts out fire before she steps into it* ((be back in 20))

((im back, wanna continue this?))

Me: Sic, come here.
Sic: Why?

ummm

wtf are yall doing?

Me: Just do it.
Sicarius: *rolls eyes and goes to Ememeon*
Me: *chuckles and holds out hand* The dagger?
Sicarius: Oh okay. *hands over dagger*
Me: *presses dagger against my throat* And this one cannot be broken... Heh...

i dont need to break it *hellfire swirls over and yanks it out of her hands with 100 tons of force and yeets it out the window*