American Chopper Argument

I'M VOTING THIRD PARTY; THIRD PARTIES DON'T WIN; YOU'RE JUST STEALING VOTES FROM A VIABLE CANDIDATE; I REFUSE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE OR PARTY WHOSE PLATFORM I CAN'T STAND; YOU CAN'T HAVE PERSONALLY TAILORED CANDIDATES IN A REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY; IF WE GOT RID OF THIS OUTDATED FIRST-PAST-THE-POST ELECTION SYSTEM, I COULD