FANTASY FOOTBALL'S AT IT ONCE AGAIN. DRAFTING LUCKY GORDON FOR THE WIN! OOPS I PICKED UP ANTONIO BROWN! ALL THE VIKES N PACKERS LACK OF PASSIN MAKES ME FROWN! WE'RE TALKIN TURDBALL
FROM COOPER TO CHARK
TALKIN TURDBALL, MIXON N GORDON(S)
EVERETT AND JUYOU GOOSE-SHITSTER
GURLEY AND HIS RUN'N WITH ARTHRITIC LOGS
WE'RE TALKIN SHREEKLER, COOKS KUPP'N WITH THE GOFF.