(SIGH) - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!
LET'S GO OVER IT ONE MORE TIME:; 1ST - SET UP A BIG 'FOUNDATION' FOR DONATIONS
2ND - GET CUSHY, HIGH-LEVEL U.S. GOVERNMENT JOB
3RD - GET OVER 100 MILLION DOLLARS FROM FOREIGNERS
4TH - ACCUSE A POLITICAL FOE OF WHAT YOU JUST DID