If Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get?

If Kirby absorbed me he would be a psychopathic artist

Die alone with nobody but people I don't know on the internet

If they absorbed me.
Well....
They'd be reeeeeeally depressed and suicidal plus insane....so....yeeeeeah...

if kirby absorbed me, he’d have the ability to have total insanity in his mind

If he absorbed ME, he'd get a plethora of cringy DDLC memes.

If he absorbed me he would be VERY ticklish

he would be a meta knight fangirl, of course

He'd be quiet, h0rny, prefers being alone and tired of life.