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Chirstmas Vaction Rant As told by a Bird

Chirstmas Vaction Rant As told by a Bird | HEY! IF ANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANY LAST-MINUTE GIFT IDEAS FOR ME, I HAVE ONE. I'D LIKE FRANK SHIRLEY, MY BOSS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT. I WANT HIM BROUGHT FROM HIS HAPPY HOLIDAY SLUMBER OVER THERE ON MELODY LANE WITH ALL THE OTHER RICH PEOPLE AND I WANT HIM BROUGHT RIGHT HERE, WITH A BIG RIBBON ON HIS HEAD, AND I WANT TO LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE; AND I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-ASS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HEY! IF ANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANY LAST-MINUTE GIFT IDEAS FOR ME, I HAVE ONE. I'D LIKE FRANK SHIRLEY, MY BOSS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT. I WANT HIM BROUGHT FROM HIS HAPPY HOLIDAY SLUMBER OVER THERE ON MELODY LANE WITH ALL THE OTHER RICH PEOPLE AND I WANT HIM BROUGHT RIGHT HERE, WITH A BIG RIBBON ON HIS HEAD, AND I WANT TO LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE; AND I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-ASS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?