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short stories
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made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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im not done yet
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I know, but I was three sentences in and its already one of the most hardcore origin stories ive heard!
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thx
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chapter 1: the accident

*warning: there is death, heartbreak, blood and other bad stuff, so be warned*

so. you all know BC as the weird vegetable with a snarky attitude and a punch of pain. but what if i told you, he was once a human like most of you. i know, shocking huh? well, here's the story

Boris Cabbage was an average kid like you. he likes video games, Pokémon, school, and he was a pretty dank meme lord.

Boris Cabbage was walking in his school, feeling cool as ever. He was leaving school and heading home, when he saw some men in black suits taking some kids captive in a bag. He was about to say something, when he too was gagged and kidnapped. the last thing he saw was a man shaking his head, sadly.

when BC woke up, he was in a room with 7 other people that he knew from school. There was Peter, the chipper young boy, with a heart of a leader, who in his gym class and science class. There was the Cherry Bros, Boomer and Charles. they had somewhat of a temper he only saw them at lunch, but pretty much everyone in the school knew the bros, who were infamous for their arguments. There was Sydney, the love of BC's life, who was always calm and collected, was in his math and ELA classes, and was kinda cute. There was Wally, the defensive one , in his gym and science class, and really good at bowling. There was Bucky, the transfer student from Australia with a thing for boomerangs, and BC's best friend who was in all of his classes. and then there was the shy kid, Preston.

BC: where are we?
Wally: i don't know.
Peter: this is too weird

suddenly, a window opens, revealing 3 men, 2 wearing lab coats and the other wearing a hat on his head.

Bucky: i've got a weird feeling about here, mate.
BC: yeah, same

labcoat1: welcome, kids, to the testing place
charles: LET US OUT, RIGHT NOW!
boomer: YEAH!
labcoat2: i'm afraid we can't do that, yet. all 7 of you will be tested on.
Sydney: on what?
hatman: oh...you'll find out soon...
BC: oh boy...

chapter 2 coming soon
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Oh. and his sister, Sunny.
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so, the 7 middle schoolers and one 3rd grader, were brought to another room. this time, with a loudspeaker
Labcoat1: ok, brats! here's the deal. there are 8 of you here, but only 4 of you will live. we will give you 15 minutes to say good bye to each other, starting now.

Wally: WHAT?! people will die?! oh no! i'm still to young to die!
Peter: calm down...no one is going to die.
Sydney: but how?
Sunny: BC! i don't wanna die! *starts crying*
Charles: who brought the baby here?
Boomer: yeah! what were you doing at our school?
Sunny: *sniffing* i..i was going to walk with him back home
Boomer: ha! baby!
BC: hey! don't make fun of my little sister! she's in third grade for crying out loud!
Bucky: but the fact that only 4 of us wil make it out alive is upsetting. if i was her, i would be upset too.
Preston: if we die, i volunteer to die first.
BC: no. no one is dying at all

labcoat1: alright. time's up. the test begins.
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labcoat2: the first test isn't really scientific, but it's a roulette. if your name is drawn, then you will get shot by hatguy
hatguy grins sadistically
labcoat2: and the unlucky one is...Preston!
Preston: YES! take me away sweet death!
but instead of a normal bullet, hatguy unloaded a barrage of machine gun bullets. soon, there nothing left of Preston, but a pool of blood
labcoat1: the next tests will be, um, less barbaric
hatguy: well screw you too!
the kids were in shock
Sunny, being a little kid, did the normal little kid response to seeing someone die: AAAAAAAAAH!
BC: jesus christ! that was brutal!
Bucky: that looked like an anthill being demolished by hungry anteaters and aardvarks. brutal is a light word to use!
Sydney: ...dang. that was cool
everyone looked at sydney like she was insane
charles: at least no-one else is gonna die like that
Boomer: yeah! they'll probably die worse!
sunny holds on to BC and starts crying
BC: hey! stop traumatizing my little sis!
Boomer: it's not my fault that she's a baby!
BC is pissed: insult my sister one more time. i dare you!
Boomer: your sister is a F****** B****!
BC was no longer angry. He was fuming!: GET OVER HERE!
BC tackled Boomer, and the two of them were in a fight. Charles and Bucky tried to stop the two.

Charles: knock it off, boomer! you are supposed to fight with me, and me only!
Bucky: BC, stop! your sister is watching you!
BC stopped and pushed Boomer away
BC: sorry you had to see that
sunny: i forgive you
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the next few obstacle brought everyone's true nature out. Peter got mauled by wolves in the " Stay in a group" obstacle, when he tried to leave the group, because they were slow
Boomer: we may be slow, but we are alive
Charles & Boomer accidentally exploded themselves when they ate exploding cookies
Sunny: *dry hurls*
Wally, being the overprotective one, sacrificed himself by impaling himself on spikes, so the 4 remaining kids survived
Wally's last words: I REGRET NOTHING!
Wally's following words: ok, maybe i regret something
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Thats an origin story right there.
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when can I get to read the rest of the story?
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patience,dude
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I feel a maximum ride story here
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Ah, those were some good books.
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