WE COOKED A HONEY GLAZED HAM
MASHED POTATOES GRAVY GOT ME ALL UP IN A TRANCE
THEN I HIT THE SALADS WITH A FORK UP IN MY HAND; I ATE A BUNCH OF PIE, UNDID THE BUTTON ON MY PANTS
TURKEY HAD ME OUT LIKE A LIGHT, AYY, YEAH
LIKE A LIGHT, AYY, YEAH
LIKE A LIGHT, AYY