MY THERAPIST: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING ANGRY? ME: WRITE DOWN THE NAME OF WHOEVER PISSED ME OFF, PUT SOME OF THEIR HAIR, SOME NAILS, GRAVEYARD DIRT, AND VINEGAR IN A JAR...SWEAR AT IT WHILE SHAKING IT, THEN BURY IT 3 DAYS LATER AT MIDNIGHT. MY THEREAPIST: