Yeah, the life of a cop is OBVIOUSLY the greatest life of all

IT MUST BE NICE BEING A COP; YOU GET TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE, YOU GET TO COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE YOU WANT, YOU CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, YOU GET HALF OF THE MONEY THE GOVERNMENT GETS FROM PEOPLE'S TAXES, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND GET AWAY WITH IT, PEOPLE WILL SUPPORT ANY DECISION YOU MAKE NO MATTER HOW UNETHICAL, YOU CAN MURDER PEOPLE AND NOT GET ARRESTED OR JAILED FOR IT, YOU GET TO PULL STUNTS MOST PEOPLE CAN ONLY DREAM OF PULLING, YOU CAN THREATEN AND EXTORT ANYBODY YOU WANT, ANY FORM OF CRITICISM AGAINST YOU IS TREATED AS AN ACT OF STUPIDITY, YOU CAN TREAT PEOPLE ANY WAY YOU LIKE, YOU CAN DO THINGS THAT WOULD GET MOST PEOPLE ARRESTED, YOU CAN MAKE FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST PEOPLE AND EVERYBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU, ANYTHING YOU DO IS NEVER CONSIDERED MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE, AND YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING AND PEOPLE WILL AUTOMATICALLY AGREE WITH YOU