Trump v Thunderbird - Papergate Impeachment

Now, who keeps blocking my hotel toilets with rainforest leaves?🧐; I use the organic toilet paper!🙂; I use my hand!🤪; I use leaves! Toilet paper kills trees!😡; WTF? 😱 DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHERE LEAVES COME FROM?😳; NO, CAN I ASK MY MUMMY AND DADDY?🙄