THERE ONCE WAS A MAN IT IS TRUE
WHO WAS BORN WITH THE FIRST NAME OF LOU
IT WAS SAID I BELIEVE IT IS TRUE
THAT THIS IS INCREDIBLY COOL
I SAW HOW THE LADIES WOULD DROOL
AND THEIR MEN THOUGHT OF ME AS A FOOL; BUT THEY ALL KNEW THAT I WAS A TOOL
THAT I WAS THE COOLEST OF COOL
IF ROSES WERE ORANGE AND VIOLETS WERE TOO
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE AND HE IS COOLLEW!
