OH NO! THOSE CHILDREN ARE SO EVIL! WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT DANGERS WHICH WON'T AFFECT ME COS I'LL BE DEAD BY THEN! THEY'RE ALL GLOBAL ELITISTS OUT TO GET PEOPLE LIKE ME TO... CARE ABOUT THE WORLD! HOW PREPOSTEROUS. I BET IT'S BECAUSE THEY WANT MY TAX MONEY! WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! IT'S MINE! I DON'T NEED TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY WHEN IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. AND IF IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, I HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TO IT!
