I AGREE TO ALLOW ALL ILLEGALS INTO MY HOME FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. THEY CAN EAT MY FOOD, TAKE MY THINGS AND I WILL GIVE THEM A ROOM AND BOARD AND CLEAN THEIR FEET. I ALSO AGREE TO RAISE THEIR KIDS AND PAY FOR THEIR HEALTHCARE AND THE KIDS THEY HAVE AS WELL. THEY CAN EVEN SLEEP WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER. EVENTUALLY I WILL SUPPORT THEM TURNING MY COUNTRY INTO THE SHITTY COUNTRY THEY LEFT. SO HELP ME SATAN. THE LIBERAL PLEDGE THEY SHOULD ALL HAVE TO PUT THIS ON THEIR PROPERTY. PUT UP OR SHUT UP.