I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A PISS AT 3:00 CLOCK IN THE MORNING. BUT WHEN I DO I’M USUALLY LINED UP 6 FEET AWAY FROM THE TOILET TRYING TO MANEUVER A BONER THAT LEANS SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT LEAVING A MILD TSUNAMI ONLY TO WAKE UP TO MY WIFE SCREAM “WHO PEED ON THE SEAT.” STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS.