TWO ISLAMIST AND A SOCIALIST ARE IN A PARK AFTER MORE EVIDENCE COMES OUT THAT ONE CHANGED HER NAME AND MARRIED HER BROTHER. THE SOCIALIST SAYS, "CLIMATE CHANGE IS TO BLAME FOR THIS!"; PARADOX3713; THE TWO ISLAMIST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND ONE SNEERS, "YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD GET HER A VEST FOR CHRISTMAS!"