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I JUST HEARD ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS EVER. THIS APPLIES TO EVERYONE. LITERALLY EVERYONE. BEFORE YOU BEHAVE IN A MANNER THAT COULD RESULT IN CONCEIVING A CHILD; THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING WORDS. HAVING A CHILD IS LIKE GETTING A TATTOO ON YOUR FACE; YOU BETTER BE FULLY COMMITTED BEFORE DOING SO.