I LOVE YOUR BERNIE SANDERS. I AM REALLY ROOTING FOR HIS NOMINATION. IF I WASN’T BURNING IN HELL I WOULD MARRY ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ. SHE ROCKS! I ALSO LOVE THE REST OF WHAT YOU CALL “THE SQUAD.” RASHIDA TLAIB AND ILHAN OMAR, OH BABY! DEAR DEMOCRATIC PARTY,
I AM PROUD TO SEE YOU FINALLY TAKING UP MY SUGGESTIONS OVER 70 YEARS LATER. I WOULD SAY I AM A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS OF ELIZABETH WARREN THOUGH. I WOULD PROBABLY KEEP HER AROUND FOR AWHILE LIKE I DID TROTSKY. I WISH YOU LOTS OF LUCK IN YOUR REVOLUTIONS. SIGNED, JOSEPH STALIN; P.S. MAO, FIDEL, AND POL POT SAYS HI. SO DOES OBAMA’S PARENTS.