I tend to prefer being a f*cking idiot and having lettuce in my *burrito. In a taco, one should only have onion and cilantro; however, there are f*cking idiots everywhere with a plethora of choices which may or may not include a serving a lettuce. If, in fact, a server overestimates the amount of lettuce setting in motion a chain of events leading to a broken tortilla, a grave mistake has been made, and people will be held accountable. 😂