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AS THIS STORM BARES THE NAME OF MY EX-WIFE I CAN GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT TO EXPECT: IT WILL START OFF WET AND WILD BUT END UP TAKING YOUR HOUSE AND ALL IT’S BELONGINGS INCLUDING THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. IT’LL SCREW HALF THE EAST COAST BLOWING EVERYONE DOWN THE STREET ALONG WITH UNCONTROLLABLE RAGES AND UNPREDICTABILITY OF WHAT IT’S NEXT MOVE. STAY SAFE EVERYONE! HURRICANE DORIAN