911 OPERATOR'S LAST CALL; Operator: 911, what's the emergency you gotta call at 5pm? Caller: I think I'm having a heart attack- I can't breath! Operator: Well you freakin' out ain't gonna help. Caller: I think I'm gonna die! Operator: Shoulda thought of that when you were stuffin' your face with fries and pizza. Caller: Yeah, I'm sorry. Operator: You think you sorry? It's 5:02 on Friday and we're done here.
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