All you uneducated f**ks have been indoctrinated by an antiquated religion that was dreamt up two millennia ago, by men who huffed cave gasses, then used to explain what couldn't be explained. In your world, modern problems require ancient solutions. Do you use your foodstamps as bookmarks to note your favorite passages in your Bible? Just mind your business and maybe stop making more parasitic humans that you can't care for.
