GET RID OF THIS GOOGLEMAZON SMART HOME CRAP. ALEXA NOW! IS SPYING ON ME. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME PERSONAL PRIVACY EVERY NOW AND THEN IN MY HOME. THAT'S REAL FRESH COMING FROM THE GOSSIP QUEEN OF ORANGE COUNTY! I AM NOT A GOSSIPER, YOU CAN ASK BOB OR STEVE, BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THIS FIGHT THEIR WIVES HAD, AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHO... YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW! DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT PERSONAL PRIVACY IF YOU CAN'T KEEP PEOPLE'S PRIVATE BUSINESS TO YOURSELF. ...WAS WATCHING THE FIGHT FROM THE BUSHES THE WHOLE TIME! BUT I'M NOT THE PROBLEM HERE, ITS THESE STUPID SMART DEVICES LEARNING THINGS ABOUT ME I WOULDN'T WANT OTHERS TO KNOW!
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