Step 1: Get ready to leave the house for a drug test, take shower and use bathroom.
Step 2: Realize you shouldn’t have used the bathroom because you have a drug test.
Step 3: Chug water frantically before leaving the house and while on the way to doctors office.
Step 4: Doctors office is now behind and running late, shaking your leg like a 1st grader needing to pee...
Step 5: It's a hair follicle test