OUR TACOMAS, WHICH ART IN DRIVEWAYS,
"TACO" BE THY CALL.
WHETHER PAVEMENT WON
OR OFF-ROAD FUN
IN THE MUD AS WELL AS AT THE MALL.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY DRIVER
THAT WE MIGHT TRY NOT TO WRECK IT
AS WE TRY LIKE HECK TO NOT WRECK EVERYONE ELSE'S.
AND LEAD US NOT TO A FORD DEALERSHIP,
BUT DELIVER US FROM THE MUD-HOLE
FOR THINE IS THE PLATE BUMPER, AND THE POWER WINCH,
AND THE TOW-STRAP, USING UP ALL THE HORSEPOWER. YEE-HAW!!