HEARD JOKE ONCE: MAN GOES TO DOCTOR.
SAYS HE'S DEPRESSED.
SAYS LIFE SEEMS HARSH AND CRUEL.
SAYS HE FEELS ALL ALONE IN A THREATENING WORLD WHERE WHAT LIES AHEAD IS VAGUE AND UNCERTAIN.
DOCTOR SAYS, 'TREATMENT IS SIMPLE.
GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR AWHILE,
THAT SHOULD PICK YOU UP.'; MAN BURSTS INTO TEARS.
SAYS, 'BUT DOCTOR…I NEVER HAD SOCIAL MEDIA.'
GOOD JOKE. EVERYBODY LAUGH. ROLL ON SNARE DRUM. CURTAINS.