Monika, no! That's not what fun is about!

Here, have an upvote

I used the normal song with those lyrics, I had to make some of the words longer, but it actually works really well!

Can I see it please?

Also sayorI is best girl

Just because you said the sayori was best girl, no song for you.

Yuri used to be my waifu before rem though.

Theno sayorI phase happened.
I'll probably be getting natsuki phase soon.

Hmmmm

Also, purple is my favorite color

Eyyy! Someone agrees with me for once!

AAAYYYYY

im the fonz

I honestly can't tell if no one's upvoted, or if the same amount of people downvoted

Even if you said Monika isnt best girl, you can have my upvote.

+1 Upvote

Thnx! ^-^

No Problem

Please don't think I'm a pervert. Also, if you followed blaze, or tea drinking corveknight, than you will like me!

Okie Doki

Don't say doki. It give's me physical pain. Say monika. It give me more physical pain

Okie Monika

Thank you#

No Problem

Now Im gonna go let my ears bleed.me.out.

ok

Aaaaaaaaaaah! Ima gonna throw Monika at Monika! (Monika is the name of my pet cactus)

And the point of monika...

Is?

The catcus or the person?

the cactus

Ah....Well it's just a pet.

It's a fetish, isnt it?

No! It's not!

That's something someone with a fetish for it would say...

*growls* Seriously....

*flicks ear* nya.

*smirks revailing my long and sharp katana like front canine teeth* Nobody knows this but I think no matter if a neko is male or female or non-binary gender, I think them meowing is cute. And...I wouldn't say cute is more my word for it but...ya get the idea.

It's often my way out of things. A lot of people agree with you on that. But don't mess with me. My mana pool is very large for a neko my size. Also, if I do get pissed off enough, the demon inside takes over. And this is when you know you're already dead.

I wouldn't mess with ya. Besides. I annt calling ya cute.

Your not calling me cute? *acts like darkness from konosuba*

I mean...I don't use the word cute anyways.

Such cold heartedness truth, it definitely doesn't turn me on.

I tend to be cold hearted...Its what give that coldness of a Kuudere to my entire Yandere personality.

I'm trying to act like darkness. Have you even seend konosuba

*sighs* Sadly no. But I know whom whom you mean.

Well you need to watch it.

I know...But I still haven't finished watching Tokyo Ghoul. And I've only watched half of the first episode.

No I mean konosuba

Well...I know what you meant.

It's also a joke

*looks at you unimpressed* Am I a joke to you?

No, you actually arent.

Huh...

I'm a joke to myself

'cause your a neko?

Oh. Well I can't decide if this is awkward or not now.

Neither can I....

How do I say this without seeming like a creep?

Your a good friend. Who I don't know.

Well...I'd say the same thing.

No because my life is a joke

(Sad violin) Yes, i was never a part of this. Welp, time to make more cringy DDLC/Undertale memes!

Huh...How coincidental...

I'm actually proud to be a neko. Rather than a human

That's good.