YOU TALK TO YOUR CHILD’S MOTHER LIKE A DOG, YOU DON’T PAY CHILD SUPPORT, YOU MAKE FUN OF YOUR CHILD FOR BEING LIKE THEIR MOTHER; DON’T SHOW UP TO THEIR SCHOOL FUNCTIONS, AND DON’T CHECK UP ON THEM THROUGH THE WEEK. BUT TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU’RE ALL ABOUT 50/50 PARENTING?