Tienanmen square tank guy

Your brain is a brick.

Your memes are gone because your memes are trash. How many times do we have to tell you?

No you didn't.

We keep telling him that we don't. I assume there's someone he's trying to impress, but it's not anybody on this site, so... I dunno. His dad?

That's pretty much the substance of the film right there. Don't bother sitting through the whole thing - just stick on your favorite Tears For Fears record and call it done.

You never saw Donnie Darko? It's the ultimate movie for kids who want you to think that they're dangerously weird which is adorable because we literally all went through the exact same thing.

You're not from Luton. Or Scotland. Or from the South. Or Australia. And you don't have bone spurs and you didn't tour Iraq.

You're full of shit and everything you say is a lie. We are not impressed by your attempts to come off as a violent lunatic because the truth is, writing about violence is all you can do. This is all you do.