WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE AND IT TURNS AGAINST YOU; TEACHER: "KIDS, WHAT DOES THE CHICKEN GIVE YOU?"
STUDENT: "MEAT!"
TEACHER: "VERY GOOD! NOW WHAT DOES THE PIG GIVE YOU?"
STUDENT: "BACON!"
TEACHER: "GREAT! AND WHAT DOES THE FAT COW GIVE YOU?"
STUDENT: "HOMEWORK!"