*RING RING*; I'M NOT ANSWERING, YOU'RE A TELEMARKETER. YOU NEED MY AWKWARDLY PRESENTED PRODUCT DEALS AND SOOTHING SOUND OF MY ROBOT VOICE, AND YOU KNOW IT! I'M ON THE "DO NOT CALL" LIST! STOP CALLING ME! IM CALLING YOU AGAIN TOMORROW DURING YOUR LUNCH HOUR, DEAL WITH IT!