Distinction Between Guts & Balls

DISTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS; GUTS IS GETTING HOME LATE, BEING MET BY YOUR WIFE WITH A BROOM AND ASKING "YOU STILL CLEANING OR ARE YOU FLYING OFF SOMEWHERE?"; BALLS IS COMING HOME LATE, SMELLING OF PERFUME & BEER WITH LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR. THEN SLAPPING YOUR WIFE ON THE ASS SAYING "YOU'RE NEXT CHUBBY!"; TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, BOTH OF THESE RESULT IN DEATH