WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY SOME WEIRD-ASS SHIT LIKE THAT?? BATMAN, YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BATGAMMON? THAT'S A LOT OF TALK COMING FROM A GROWN MAN DRESSED IN A BAT SUIT WITH A CAPE HANGING IN THE BACK! MOCK THE BAT-SUIT ALL YOU WANT, BUT LEAVE THE CAPE OUT OF IT! THE CAPE IS GAY AND YOU KNOW IT! REALLY? YOU WANT TO GO THERE? YOUR HAND FEELS TOO SOFT FOR A CRIME FIGHTER! IT'S CALLED TAKING CARE OF YOUR SKIN, GAY CAPE WEARING FREAK! MOVE OVER BATMAN, WE GOT THIS