When you're watching your calories but you want to take the fam out for dinner
WAITRESS: KIDS EAT FREE TONIGHT! DAD: FANTASTIC! MY WIFE AND I WILL HAVE WATER. OUR SON WILL HAVE THE EXTRA LARGE SURF AND TURF, MEDIUM RARE, WITH A KID'S BUD LITE. OUR DAUGHTER WILL HAVE THE LOBSTER WITH A LOADED BAKED POTATO AND A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.
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