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First World Problems Meme | I'VE TRIED TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A CHICKEN AND LAY AN EGG; BUT IT KEEPS BREAKING UPON INSERTION | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y,
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sassy black woman | YOU BETTER STOP WASTING MY EGGS JIMMY! | image tagged in sassy black woman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y,
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I like that woman, whoever she is. I wouldn't "waste her eggs" if I were still fertile.

*sigh* I miss the baby stage. Wait a minute, how'd we end up on this topic?
<goes back and reads>

Ohh, that's right, I'm a pervert. 😂
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sassy black woman | YOU BETTER PUT IT AWAY JIMMY! | image tagged in sassy black woman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
LOL! You're crazy!

I love the template. She nails the expression perfectly.
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1 up, 5y,
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Not too mention SHE THICC!!!! 😎
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1 up, 5y
Mmmmmm
1 up, 5y,
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Being too skinny or too over weight either are unhealthy, but if I have to pick one I would say being too skinny is the worst. What if ya got into a survival situation? You have to have fat reserves!
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1 up, 5y,
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True. As a guy I'd rather pack a few pounds than be skinny.. should I ever get into a fight. Which I have no business getting into, as Lt. Murtaugh once said, "I'm too old for this shit." 😂
1 up, 5y,
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I tried to share a selfie with the other day when you were asking me to post one in comments elsewhere, but I couldn't get you to come to a less busy comment thread. I figured since you you showed me yours I would show you mine!
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1 up, 5y,
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Cool!!
1 up, 5y,
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Gonna assume you saw it unless you let me know that you didn't, in which case I will repost it for you. I didn't want to just leave it laying around for people to copy. LOL
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1 up, 5y
LOL! I'm sorry, we went to dinner and I didn't. Home now and browsing imgflip
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1 up, 5y
LOL, you behave! 😂
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1 up, 5y
Cute! And I wonder what Neo looks like?
1 up, 5y
Y'all are a good looking couple! Neo is cute too! LOL! I don't think he'll be doing any reveals though. He is a little more reserved about that. I post a derp now and then in comments, but I'm a little paranoid about posting anything normal looking.
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1 up, 5y
Thank you! ❤
1 up, 5y,
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;) Laughter is 80% of the work, 15% crazy and then 5% cute will do it,...eh Nix

Shall I reveal? idk i thought 1 million pts
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LOL!
IF you feel comfortable. Maybe do the million point reveal. Thanks to all these streams you have options of posting it in a less trafficked place. I considered doing it again at the next million or two. I know flippers here have to wonder what you look like! I bet they think you look like Jack over here! LOL!
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Thee biggest compliment I got, off 3 different gals tee hee
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Maybe about 3 years ago, the produce guy at the Fresh Market paused and told me how pretty he thought my eyes were. And that one was meaningful, because I was fresh from the shower with no make up on. So he was speaking on my unaltered appearance. That one made my day.
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I'VE TRIED TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A CHICKEN AND LAY AN EGG; BUT IT KEEPS BREAKING UPON INSERTION