Item Leased: #4368954 (Melania)
Age: Unknown
1/22/05-Whenever her looks fade or I get bored
Price: Undisclosed
Payment Method: Credit (I'm good for it); Object permitted to,
Speak Freely: No
Continue Education: No
Show Emotion: No
TV Access: Fox News
Allowed Visitors: If they're hot
Phone Access: Are u kidding?
Non Refundable:
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