IF Y'ALL CAN'T UNITE OVER THE IDEA OF SIMPLY LOVING YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN UNCONDITIONALLY AND NOT LETTING THE TRIVIAL THINGS THAT AREN'T HURTING ANYBODY GET IN THE WAY OF THAT; MAYBE INSTEAD Y'ALL CAN UNITE OVER THE FACT THAT US DOGS ARE THE BEST THING EVER AND YOU ALL LOVE US! NOW CAN I GET A WHO'S A GOOD BOY UP IN HERE?