Starter Pack

when cj comes back 27 years later after stealing the jetpack

I don't care about the aliens. I care about Half-Life 3.

...And emerald armor and a copy of GTA 6.

All I want is something which will transform into a furry.

I'm doin' that to while I'm at it.

Of course, mate

All I just want is a DVD of Shrek 5 and Lilo & Stitch 3.

A real Shrek 5 made by DreamWorks.

Can you check if there’s any extra Portal 3 copies?

Good idea.

Why don’t we just get Karen to speak to the Area 51 manager

"Karen took the aliens!"

If they have Half Life 3 at Area 51 count me in for real

It's hidden deep into the base guarded by aliens with light sabers.

Ya sure?

Yeah, I’m in

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