R.I.P. Childhood

SAY GOODBYE TO SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, KID CUISINE, CHUCK E. CHEESE'S, RECESS, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, VIDEO GAMES, COMIC BOOKS, BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, DISCOVERY ZONE, DISNEYLAND, WATER PARKS, TRICK-OR-TREATING, VISITS TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S HOUSE, BARBIES, SCHOOL FIELD TRIPS, AND ALL THE JOYS OF BEING A CHILD; MY CHILDHOOD