Me And The Boys

Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves are going

Kick butt

I'm bringing a Nerf blaster so I can defend the Naruto runners. You?

I’m bringing:
My M1 Garand 30-06 with 80 round bandolier
My Glock 17 45. ACP
My set of Denix replica grenades
A copy of my drivers licence
1 cup of 7up
2 sets of batteries for my mp3
And my full collection of Mötörhead CD’s to blast on my charge into the facility

Let’s do this

We should bring some Flex Tape in case any of us get hit. I'm also bringing a pair of Heelys and a Stormtrooper helmet.

Why am I going, you may ask? Well, it's not the aliens I want. It's a copy of Half-Life 3 I want.