Seriously. Go vacay somewhere

If you can't take care of your pets, don't get pets. Nobody else is gonna do it for you. You took on the mantle of responsibility for them, not your neighbors, not your town. You. Bring em in the house, doggie tranquilizers, whatever. Do what YOU gotta do.

I don’t have pets myself anymore but it’s hard to “take care of them” when every redneck around is firing off his fireworks “because ‘Murcia!”