NO, BUT I'LL PIMP YOU. HAVE YOU GOTTEN INTO HOOKING YET? I WAS REFERRING TO CROCHET, BEATRASH! YOU KNOW I'D NEVER SELL THIS HOTTIE BODY. HOT LIKE A GLACIER ON PLUTO! MY KIND OF FRICTION IS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, CLARARSE! I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS ANYMORE! I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU. I TOLERATE YOU TO LEARN PICKLE FLAVOR SECRETS. IF YOU & I WERE TO GO FULL ON MAYBERRY W**RE, I'D RAKE IN WAY MORE MONEY PER SESSION THAN YOU. I'd pull down clientele so wealthy your Johns put together wouldn't be able to buy one of their eyelashes on eberray! Sorry but Gomer doesn't make that much at Wally's Gas Station pumpin' gass & performing lube jobs! IF YOU WERE A HOOKER, YOU WOULD BE THE ONE TO PAY THE MONEY. COULD YOU TURN YOUR HEAD PLEASE? EVEN WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED I CAN SMELL BARNEY ON YOUR BREATH. CAT GOT YOUR SLIMY, SCABBY, FESTERING, DISEASED TONGUE? I'M GOING TO BURN ANYTHING YOU EVER CROCHET. NOT ON MY WATCH YOU'RE NOT!
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