Batman Slapping Robin

*whistles a short tune*

Natsuki: Yuri! Viki! No! Me: Sayo, is something wrong? Sayori: *points* me: *gasps, catches you* V, hey! Hang in there! *looks at Sayori* Babe, call the hospital! Sayori: *gets an ambulance* Here! Me: V, your goin to the hospital!

*laughs insanely and says this in an insane sing-song tone* A mEnTaL hOsPiTaL?!

V, your not in the right mind state

I'm FiNe! I rEaLlY aM!

No, your not! Sayori: Babe, im worried, i'll call the girls. me: Okay! Sayori: *steps away* me: Viki, i know you have a crush on Yuri

*blushes and turns invisible*

Me: i can still see ya, i have the sight of a phoenix, remember? Look, if ya like Yuri, ask her out! MC likes Natsuki!

Natsuki: MC! MC: hey, Natsuki! *kisses*

*hisses and growls and whines* I... Cannot... Take... This.... ANY LONGER! *Bursts into cyan flames and runs off*

Just tell Yuri how ya feel!

*runs off embarrassed*

Viki! Firebird Circle! *a circle of fire surrounds you* Sayori: Babe, dont hurt her! Me: im not.

DAMN IT NATSUKI! KURAW! *hisses angrily at Natsuki*

Natsuki: Sorry, Viki.... but..... I know your secret. Me: Same. Sayori: cant hind it now, V.

.....

*stops in my tracks and glares at you* IT'S NOT THAT EASY!

look, if ya wont, i will!

*blushes and stammers* p...p...please don't...

then either you tell her, or i will. If you do, you might be surprised

*whines*

Yuri: whats up, V? *blushes*

*inhales* I have a crush on you, Yuri! *blushes and hides my face with embarrassment*

Yuri: I know, Vik. I have a crush on you, too!

*my jaw drops*

Yuri: i had one on ya since we met. Your quiet, thoughtful, and smart. *kisses your cheek* i love you. Me: Sayo, think they gonna get together? Sayori: All depends on Viki

*remains silent and blushes*

Yuri: V, will you.... be my... girlfriend?

*takes a deep breath* Yes. Yes, I will.

Yuri: *hugs and kisses lips* Thank you. Me: *kisses Sayori* Babe, i think they are meant for each other. Sayori: Yeah

*runs through the flames and hides myself in the shadows*

*jawdrops* the hell!

Viki! Yuri, help me out! Natsuki: I.... Me: Natsuki, what is it? Natsuki: I can sense her presence..... she behind ya, Jax! Me: *turns*

*blushes*

(so, im gonna be dating Sayori)

(Ok...I'll just be myself, yet I'd secretly be crushing on Yuri....)*fidgets with a pen and starts drumming in a desk with the pen*

Sayo, thats funny! Hahah! Sayori: *blushes*

*growls in frustration and snaps my pen and hisses*

Me: what?

Nothing....Hmph...I can't think of anything...Ugh...*hisses again*
Yuri: Calm down Vik. *Yuri hands me a pen*

Me: Yuri, take care of Viki. Sayori: babe, lets go! Me: Coming Sayo!

*hisses in frustration*

*smiles*

Yuri: Its okay Vik, I'm hea...
*I jump out the window before Yuri can finish what she's saying*