YOU KNOW WHY I DESPISE THE DEMI-HUMANS? THE SHIELD HERO? BECAUSE MY SISTER AND I WERE ENSLAVED BY THEM. THEY WORKED US FOR YEARS. MY SISTER DIED, AND I HAD TO ESCAPE AS AN ADULT SO I CAN EXACT MY VENGEANCE! ...CONAN THE BARBARIAN. WHAT? YOU JUST DESCRIBED THE PLOT OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN. OH, YEAH. THAT’S THAT MEDIEVAL FICTION SERIES, ISN’T IT? FATH- TRASH, I THINK YOU’RE CONFUSING YOUR LIFE WITH CONAN THE BARBARIAN’S. YES. THIS WASN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU DESCRIBED YOUR LIFE IN THE WAY OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN’S.