LET'S PLAY A LITTLE GAME; CHARADES? THIS GAME WILL TEST YOUR LOYALTY TO THE FIRM; I'M VERY LOYAL. REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU WOULD LEAVE YOUR WIFE FOR ME LONG AGO.. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, I ACTUALLY WORK FOR A TEAM EXPLOITING WINDOW INSURANCE. STILL LAME; YOU'VE BROKEN 362 WINDOWS THIS QUARTER HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN CAUGHT? NOW YOU KNOW MY PLANS.. READY FOR A LITTLE FRESH AIR? I'M A STATUE OF EMPEROR HIROHITO AND YOU ARE CLEARLY INSANE- NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENING; I'M IN THE MALL FOUNTAIN WITH MY UNDERPANTS ON MY HEAD AGAIN AREN'T I?