DEAR LADIES AND OTHERS IT APPLIES TO: YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR MAKE UP! IT HIDES YOUR FACE & SCREAMS, 'I WANT YOU TO COMPLIMENT MY PHYSICAL LOOKS' & SPEAKS OF NEEDINESS & A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING HOW BAD THE STUFF IS FOR YOUR BODY PARTS ONCE IT'S OSMOSIZE-SOAKED THROUGH THE SKIN/PORES INTO THE BLOOD STREAM, & YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR A SHIRT OR BRA ON HOT DAYS WHEN YOU'RE WORKING IN THE FIELD AROUND TOPLESS MEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, & YOU CAN BECOME NAVY SEALS IF YOU LIKE & YOU SHOULD QUIT BUYING CHEAPLY MADE GARBAGE CLOTHING SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT IS SUPPOSEDLY 'IN' OR 'FASHIONABLE' & YOU SHOULD STOP WEARING PUMPS CUZ IN ANY KIND OF AN EMERGENCY THEY'RE HIGHLY IMPRACTICAL, AND IN GENERAL ARE DANGEROUS, & YOU SHOULD QUIT VOTING UNTIL THERE'S SOMEONE WORTH VOTING FOR!