Me And The Boys

That "cute girl" just so happens to be my girlfriend.
Sorry guys.

I can share

I'll share her boys

Too bad.
She ain't interested.
Add to that, she doesn't even know that you and your pals exist.

It's rude not to upvote comments

Just did.
Satisfied?

Very

You mean our room?

Your not home, my hot sister stalled you

I'm on my way back home and I told your sis, "sorry, not interested."
Gotta say, I do find it a wee bit weird that you called your sister "hot."...

She's my step sister, but then she pulls you back a smooches you like crazy and you say "hey that's not bad better than my girl she's just cute your hot" then she be a like " that's just the appetizer, I have more"

And I say: "miss, I got a girlfriend.
Please stop this."
I push her away and return home to my quint little flat where my beloved waits for me...

So do i

But then she comes in and says " (insert name here) in pregnant with your child I can't hide my love for you anymore kiss me and betray that thing on the bed"

(definitely NOT a deus ex machina here)
It turns out that, my girlfriend is from another country where its totally fine and normal for men to have as many girlfriends or wives as they want!

And she believes that little custom is fine and OK.
So problem solved.

But my hot sister then finds a motel flaw in your girlfriends silly customs. The custom states the first wife must be a slave or die. So she fights my sister to the death but me and the boys kill you girl cause she is attacking my hot sister

That's bleak...

On the bright side, I still get to date your sister.
1 outta 2 ain't bad.

We get married, have 3 beautiful children and live happily ever after..

Good

:')
I do love a happy ending.

did any one notice it said ''MR and the boys" and not "me and the boys"

Just pretend it says "ME and the boys".
'K?